Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Movie Titles

Fake movies that sound like they would be bad movies, yet people would probably still see:

Once Upon a Nightmare (A man comes back from the dead suffering from amnesia and falls in love with his daughter only to find that she is a zombie)

Back to the Shire (Author JR Tolkien, as a result of childhood trauma, becomes schizophrenic and develops a second personality as a hobbit)

Not Another High School Football Movie (...the underdogs win...)

Love Me Twice, Shame on Me (An unlikely couple finds love only to discover that she has a terminal illness. After they break up she is miraculously cured and they get back together only to have him dump her once again for unrelated reasons)

Death Sentence (An uneducated man receives a letter in the mail that contains only one sentence and he must correct its grammar within one week or else he will die)

4 comments:

Jen R. said...

once should be one! I win I win I win

Rebekah said...

have you been playing beyond balderdash?

jonhintze said...

no, i have never played that game

Nana/Mom said...

Is this for real. I've never heard of any of those movies.