Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Old Man Strength

Once you get to 40 or so, you begin to have old man strength. It's an interesting phenomenon, but they are a lot stronger than you would think. Never underestimate the old man strength when picking a fight.

Pop quiz: Who would win in a fight, Jason Bourne or James Bond?

Answer #1: If it were a James Bond movie, then Bond. Although Jason Bourne is an amazing fighter, James Bond would have some sort of gadget that would kill Jason Bourne when he least expected.

Answer #2: If it were a Bourne Movie, then Jason Bourne. It doesn't matter what kind of gadgets Bond has, Bourne will probably end up killing Bond with his own toothbrush.

Real Answer: It is irrelevant. By the end of the movie Chuck Norris would have killed them both.

4 comments:

Rebekah said...

http://rebekahromney.blogspot.com/2008/06/manly-men.html

ps i hate chuck

Rob said...

Yeah old man strength is ridiculous. More research should be done to see how it can be explained

Il Bello said...

Ok... I'm now in pain...not just the stomach...my laughter is slowly destroying all of my internal organs.

Tyson K said...

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Just passing through!

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