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Pop quiz: Who would win in a fight, Jason Bourne or James Bond?
Answer #1: If it were a James Bond movie, then Bond. Although Jason Bourne is an amazing fighter, James Bond would have some sort of gadget that would kill Jason Bourne when he least expected.
Answer #2: If it were a Bourne Movie, then Jason Bourne. It doesn't matter what kind of gadgets Bond has, Bourne will probably end up killing Bond with his own toothbrush.
Real Answer: It is irrelevant. By the end of the movie Chuck Norris would have killed them both.
4 comments:
http://rebekahromney.blogspot.com/2008/06/manly-men.html
ps i hate chuck
Yeah old man strength is ridiculous. More research should be done to see how it can be explained
Ok... I'm now in pain...not just the stomach...my laughter is slowly destroying all of my internal organs.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Just passing through!
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