Once you get to 40 or so, you begin to have old man strength. It's an interesting phenomenon, but they are a lot stronger than you would think. Never underestimate the old man strength when picking a fight.
Pop quiz: Who would win in a fight, Jason Bourne or James Bond?
Answer #1: If it were a James Bond movie, then Bond. Although Jason Bourne is an amazing fighter, James Bond would have some sort of gadget that would kill Jason Bourne when he least expected.
Answer #2: If it were a Bourne Movie, then Jason Bourne. It doesn't matter what kind of gadgets Bond has, Bourne will probably end up killing Bond with his own toothbrush.
Real Answer: It is irrelevant. By the end of the movie Chuck Norris would have killed them both.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Prussia
I am learning lots of stuff in my History class this semester. Like, did you know that Prussia was not some combination of Russia and Poland. Didn't have anything to do with either one. But with a name like Prussia, who wouldn't think that?
I mean, if there was a new country called the Punited States of America where do you think it would be?
I mean, if there was a new country called the Punited States of America where do you think it would be?
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