Old Printers

Remember these old printers? How you could make banners with them, and how you had to load them by lining up the holes in the paper with the little notches?

(Sigh) Whatever happened to those things?

Milk Crusties

Have you ever made a shake and then realized that you accidentally must have diced up some sort of plastic item along with everything else, but you try to drink it anyway because you don't want to waste this otherwise perfectly good shake, so you first try to separate the plastic in your mouth and then spit it out, but then you just gulp it down because you figure plastic never killed anyone, and then you can't take it anymore and throw the rest away? I have. It was kind of gross.

I would say it was a milk jug crusty, but there was way to much crustiness to be from a milk jug. Those crusties are out there to get us though. They just sit on the lip of the milk jug waiting for you to pour so it can jump down into your glass and drown in the milk. Nothing you can do, really. The key is prevention.